Saturday, April 3, 2010
Hey guys,today i am going to tell you all a joke (you all may see this quite often :D this is for entertainment )
Here's the joke:
Three people died on a specific day
the death god was feeling happy on that day
so he said "If I cannot answer one of your question,you may be re-born" to the three people,
one of them is a maths teacher
so he ask the death god the most difficult maths question he know
"hmm,is the answer 4x-5y?"the death god answered the maths teacher
"Correct!"the maths teacher said
and "BOOMS" the maths teacher is died
the second person is a scientist
so he ask the death god the most difficult science question he know
"hmm,is the answer respiration?the death god answered
"Yes!"the scientist exclaimed.
and "BOOMS" the scientist is death
and finally the third person is a idiot
the idiot request the death god for a wooden chair
the death god snap his finger and a wooden chair appear in front of the idiot
the idiot poke the poke the chair 50 holes with his finger
and later he sat on the chair and he farted
"which hole did my fart pass throught first?"the idiot ask the death god.
"hmm,the second hole,"the death god answer
"Wrong!My asshole (no offfence or anything)!"the idiot exclaimed
the death god was dissapointed and angry as he cannot answer a idiot's question
as he promise,the idiot can be re-born
the death god open a portal and the idiot step inside
and the idiot was reborn........of course he re-born as a idiot
THE END :D hope u enjoy my first joke
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